clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face
Get to know me meme — [5/5] favorite tv shows: Spartacus
“A man must accept his fate or be destroyed by it.”
I am sad summer is at it’s end. But you know what fall means?
BOMBER JACKET SEASON.
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
I almost spit out my water
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
White boys CAN jump!
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share