Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
Why does Meet The Robinsons get no love?
It has singing frogs
And time travel
And a man is married to a hand puppet
And a tyrannosaurus rex randomly shows up halfway through but is unable to do anything because the people he was chasing run into a corner and he has little arms
And the villan is a hat
I legitimately do not understand what’s not to love about this movie
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
best photoset I’ve ever seen
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
like on the daily
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
The modern-day elephant is the only mammal that can remain submerged far below the surface of the water while using its trunk like a snorkel. Photo by LisaDiazPhotos on Flickr.